21 July 2007 @ 01:11 pm
 
Deathly Hallows: "...he conjured a white handkerchief with the tip of his wand and came quietly"

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*splutter* WIN WIN WIN.
 
 
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bugland[info]alasandalack on July 21st, 2007 12:14 pm (UTC)
ISHFOFHpwriohhgrouewvhueovhhvu;whighepgvieibvubihgtr8ohb

*dies*
albus_severuss[info]albus_severuss on July 21st, 2007 12:14 pm (UTC)
lol where was that line its on the tip of my toungue but i cant remember exactly... help me out
[info]sevvie_hermione on July 21st, 2007 12:16 pm (UTC)
Indeed, as the poster below says - Rita Skeeter's gossip on Grindelward/Dumbledore!

XD

"ENOUGH", SAID VOLDEMORT...stroking his angry snake..."ENOUGH".

I LOVE IT.
Alice: ??? [★] squee[info]jigglypuff on July 21st, 2007 12:17 pm (UTC)
Oh, snap?
albus_severuss[info]albus_severuss on July 21st, 2007 12:18 pm (UTC)
all is well
thankyou
Alice[info]jigglypuff on July 21st, 2007 12:15 pm (UTC)
Grindelward/Dumbledore?
FiveTail: FMA - Crack[info]allismine on July 21st, 2007 12:20 pm (UTC)
"Oh, now, I'm glad you mentioned Grindelwald," says Skeeter with such a tantalizing smile. "I'm afraid those who go dewy-eyed over Dumbledore's spectacular victory must brace themselves for a bombshell – or perhaps a Dungbomb. Very dirty business indeed. All I'll say is, don't be so sure that there really was a spectacular duel of legend. After they've read my book, people may be forced to conclude that Grindelwald simply conjured a white handkerchief from the end of his wand and came quietly!"

Skeeter refuses to give any more away on this intriguing subject, so we turn instead to the relationship that will undoubtedly fascinate her readers more than any other.

"Oh yes," says Skeeter, nodding briskly, "I devote an entire chapter to the whole Potter-Dumbledore relationship. It's been called unhealthy, even sinister."


RITA SKEETER IS A FANFIC WRITER
Hear my Voice soaringly awake~[info]zestylime on July 21st, 2007 12:29 pm (UTC)
Not only fanfic, but /SLASH/ fanfic!

I knew there was a reason I loved her character.
FiveTail: Kermit - YAY OMG[info]allismine on July 21st, 2007 12:35 pm (UTC)
Hell, yes. 8D Being a teeny-weeny, tiny, easily self-hidden beetle has to have some advantages.

IN HARRY'S BEDROOM, LOL
AQ aka Syredronning: Snape[info]syredronning on July 21st, 2007 12:41 pm (UTC)
Damn, you're right.

But Dumbledore/Grindelwald is SOOO OBVIOUS anyway :P :P :P

So she gave us at least Dumbledore slash canon :P :P
FiveTail: Colbert - Can't Deny[info]allismine on July 21st, 2007 12:46 pm (UTC)
Fo sho. I wonder if she'll get sued for personal infringment or peeping :P.
deborak: lucius monogram[info]deborak on July 21st, 2007 12:43 pm (UTC)
I wish Rita Skeeter had written the whole book. :D
FiveTail: Spongebob - Imagination[info]allismine on July 21st, 2007 12:47 pm (UTC)
...now I do too. 8D
deborak: gilderoy lockhart[info]deborak on July 21st, 2007 12:58 pm (UTC)
My favorite characters have always been Skeeter and Trelawny. At least they made a good showing in this book.
Belle de Winter : Princess of a Parallel World: Candle Muffin[info]belledewinter on July 21st, 2007 12:29 pm (UTC)
*dead* XDD
[info]killurrocknroll on July 21st, 2007 12:41 pm (UTC)
That's even better than Order of the Phoenix where Dudley says "I heard you talking in your sleep last night. Moaning."
(Anonymous) on July 21st, 2007 12:47 pm (UTC)
There was some page out there with "those kind" of quotes from the books but I can´t remember the link. It was really funny. Could someone paste it here?
[info]killurrocknroll on July 21st, 2007 12:49 pm (UTC)
Yeah, i was just looking that up because it reminded me of it, but i couldn't find it...
(Anonymous) on July 21st, 2007 01:53 pm (UTC)
can someone pls explain what white handkerchief and what it means? the whole sentence?
(Anonymous) on July 21st, 2007 02:06 pm (UTC)
Haha It´s up to your imagination, dude!
(Anonymous) on July 21st, 2007 02:23 pm (UTC)
You mean what Rita claims she discovered? That Grindelwald waved a white flag and surrendered without any fuss, instead of getting his ass handed to him by Dumbledore in a spectacular duel.
Deanna: 1950s[info]sweetsorcery on July 21st, 2007 02:29 pm (UTC)
Haven't read the book, but I'm dying to know who this line refers to. Someone, tell me? :D
[info]sevvie_hermione on July 21st, 2007 06:04 pm (UTC)
It's a metaphor for peace between the duel of Dumbledore and Grinderwald. (sp) Rita says the latter just gave out to Dumbly.

XD
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